The Gay Republican Cop

I feel the need to report on my relationships bc Oprah never call me back about the big time movie about my life being put into production, lol. I feel as though my life has been taken out of some lifetime movie with all the drama and odd situations i find myself in all the time. The Gay Republican Cop, the Obsessive Wealthy Guy Stalker, The Roommate of the Wealthy guy Stalker, The Not-So-Married-Any-more-guy, and Rain-Check-Fling-Guy, lol.

The Gay Republican Cop:
Originally I had met Branden after he pulled me over for speeding on Clairemont, but let me go with a warning, because i was being cooperative (I'm pretty sure the slutty black shirt i had been wearing had something to do with it too, lol). Few weeks went by, and i had to wash my comforter bc Erin had spilled juice on it; so i took it to the laundry mat where low and behold i find Branden. The idle chit chat about pulling me over, and being a cop, yadda yadda. We hit it off pretty good actually, and i found him interesting so i pulled the cute factor and hooked him good and tight, lol. Originally he said we should hang out and let him convince me that not all cops are bad, and play halo with (yes, the gays do play video games). SO, first night we went to go "hang out" (BC it was pretty much a date), the usual: go out for dinner at Olive Garden, saw a movie (speed racer 'don't ask’), then went for a walk around Carson park afterwards. It was really nice. Nice cool air after a hot day, eventually made our was to one area for parking that looked over Halve moon lake, and trying to ignore the smell i made the most of it and said "wow, it's kind of pretty when you don't think about the smell and sight of rotting water." I'm pretty sure at this point we both know it's not a hang-out-session, because he walked up behind me, placed one of his arms around my waist, other around my chest and kissed the left side of my neck, nice full warm lips that we're so gentle, while proceeding to rest his head on my left shoulder. LOL, it was a great kiss:D Aquard moment went by and we just bursted out laughing because neither one of us knew what to say. I turned around and just smiled at him and the first kiss came...*sigh* great lips...*sigh* great lips. Spent the night together at his house, nothing happened. Watched adultswim (robot chicken, home movies), made out a few times, cuddled, come morning i woke up alone next to a note "help yourself to any juice int he fridge, i'm out to get breakfast" OMG I'VE STRUCK GOLD!!! lol, thought process at the time. He eventually came back, made pancakes, bacon, eggs, hash browns and toast. Amazing cook.

That was the first night spent together. Few days' later another date, saw a movie...although...we didn't make it through. Started making out hardcore in the back of the theater, then he stopped, looked me dead in the eye and said "i want to take you home right now" and i don't think I've ever driven out of the mall parking lot that fast ever O_O. He made it back before i did, like by 5 Min's BC i hit red lights. I walk into the front Door and good god... He was in FULL UNIFORM...Cop fantasy fulfilled right there! Tool belt, night stick, flash light, gun...the whole shebang. Started making out, then it lead to cheesy pick up lines like " is that a gun? or are you just happy to see me" and "wow, that's quite the nightstick you have there." Things didn't really pick up until he was showing me how to use the handcuffs...and I'm not gonna lie he was asking for it. I didn't really know what the hell i was doing with these handcuffs, so it took me 3 Min's to finally have him handcuffed behind his back. Oufda...Obviously he was letting me BC his physical strength was much greater than mine.

I don't think i should get into the graphic details, but point in being i used his nightstick on him in extremely inappropriate ways and had him handcuffed the entire time...as well as a tie, and his shirt never fully came off. lol...After that was done, we dropped all the kinky cop things and just went at it like confined rabbits.

Few weeks went by, everything was going great...until politics came up one day during a conversation with him, and I found out that he's a Republican supporter...it nearly tore me apart BC i had found someone on such an emotional level, and hearing that confused me. Gay...and republican?. It had to end BC i know with myself being an "extreme" Democrate it would have come up at one point or another, and all hell would have broken loose.

So, like all sad ending relationship stories i called my mom crying and told her about everything,a nd how the world wasn't fair. Usual dramatic saying, but not to the point of EMO. Try'd hanging up with my mom but then something had popped into my head and i just burst out laughing. i said to her.

"Mom, i'm willing to sleep with a Married Man and pretty much ruin his marriage, But i will not...see a republican because i have standards damnit!"

She burst out laughing and told me i was a horrible person in a joking manner.

I still talk to Branden on occasion...but it's not the same. Lost whatever we had...sad really, but oh well.

BTW that's not Branden in the photo, i'm not using their actual pictures bc i think they would get mad if i do O_o.