Army Boys Sex And Guns

SO, Mark took a corner to fast last night, slightly hit a fire hydrant then slid into a pole, lol. Raining, bald tires=boom. SO, Jenna's bd was last night:D Ben B, Larse, Kyle S, Erin, Jenna, Stacie, Karlyn and me, party party party! it was fun as hell too. Ben had tons of semi-automatic weapons in his car, as well as long range rifles...we had fun, and amazingly no one got shot, or noticible holes in my apartment, lol. My fav was the M16...hmm, pretty. Although, it was odd knowing that these weapons had actually been used in killing someone. (Ben's in special forces, Jenna's Airforce, Larse is Military). And, as i type Karlyn is with Ben at the Gun range letting a few off. lol.

White people....ton of beer...weapons of mass distruction, yeah it made for a good night.

Sex-Mark and Paul...lol, i know i wasn't going to sleep with Paul anymore, but it just kinda happened as Mark and i were busy. not going into details though. lol. Well, one-back porch and rain, lol.

I really need to switch out the music on my Blackberry, this shit is getting old -_-. "duuurty babe, you see these shackles baby i'm your slave, i'll let you whip me if i misbehave" lol, this is an old song.

Tonight-All the girls are going to club in the cities and getting a hotel, i'm going to Claytons party and hopefully Gus won't be there. Two power gays at one party isn't a good thing. Buuut, i have the advantage bc people like me a little better. lol, i'm not the one to hit on people and attempt to seduce them, whereas Gus tried getting anything with two or more legs in the sack. Oh, and it has to have a penis...lol. he's sick...really. i feel really bad for him though, be after sleeping with so many guys without condoms who knows what he has o_o....eew...


Ergh, time for work, yay?

Drunk Weekend

SO, from what i can remember from this past weekend, it's been pretty fun. Beer Pong (accept i don't drink beer so i played with liquer so i got fucked up real goot real fast), Halo, Testosterone, Beating Eachother up Randomly, getting really contact high and non-stop laughing for 2 hours....it's been fun.

I met Randy's Gf Mckenzie as well. Awesome girl, fun, caring, sweet, party animal, makes homemade potpies from scratch and damn they be good eatin' son. I've made plan's on kidnapping that girl and making her my slave cook. Slighty aquard seeing Randy...last time i saw him, i had sex with him on the very kitchen floor we we're both standing on. But still, fun:D.

Randy introduced me into this video that fucking changed my life forever... it's something called "bmepainolympics" or something? But, point in being it's the most sickest video i've ever seen online in my fucking life. First, its just some guy tying up his balls/dick and letting them turn blue, and at first i was like "oh, ok thats sick why am i watching this?" And then, the guy brings out a cutting board and put it under his scrotum. Not realizing what was about to happen next, the guy just whip's out this fucking meat cleaver and tries cutting his fucking balls off. blood, everywhere, tissue ripping being cut. And then he finally cuts testicles and everything off. i'm about to fucking hurl but i can't look away from the screen. Then he chops his dick off and i couldn't take it anymore and just walked away. i feel the need to apologize to my laptop for playing such a fucked up thing on it. Omg, it was bad...just bad....god i feel sick now.

Um...other details about this weekend. Hardly Ate, mostly drank. Although, i did have a packet of Ramen like 2 days ago, lol. May have done a few things with Ian. Clayton i'm pretty sure is Gay, or at least Bi. He offered to rub my shoulders while i was playing Halo, and he got really close to me a few times as i was just sitting there. I'm not going to complain, i was flattered, lol.

Got really high with Dan (karlyns older brother) the first night as everyone was passed out. hmm, he damn fiine. And he drive's a 3000GT...orgasm on wheels. Things have been weird between me and him since that one night @ my apartment when everyone spend the night, and he did that things with his hand, and gave me that look...lol. yeah...bom chicka wah wah. Paul won't stop calling me, sober lately thank god. As funny as the first drunken phone call with him saying "WHHHYY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!" just answering the phone is a neucense with him.

ARgh...yeah, that's been my holiday weekend:D

Army Boys And Fast Cars

yeah last night was a good night. Rob had his shirt off all night...Army guy. (hot). muscles, and smooth. orgasm walking around, lol. Larse was freaking out about making a small rip in his jeans...i swear he bitches more about fucking up clothing then me. Karlyn, Jenna, Sama and Erin, all drunk and i'm the only sober one. SO, given around 1am i get a call from Mark (booty call), and i couldn't have said no, he's the replica of a Ken Doll...plus the penis. So, seeing as it was fairly warm and not to freezing, i took the convertible....bad idea. Fucking my Gucci sweater went flying out the back on clairemont! SO, some lucky bastard has my Gucci Sweater.
Got to Marks (btw i know this seems extremely shady of me, but Mark is Pauls roomate -_-, lol. but seeing as Paul and i were never together, and he was in Madison at the time it didn't count....riight? lol...dunno. Anyhoo. Wow when i got there it was overwhelming.
i walked into the front door, lights were off candles had been lite, he slams me into the door holds my hands forcefully over my head and feircly kisses me...DA
I may have a slight hickey on my shoulder. but damn it was hot. after making out with me for a few minutes he just bolts his hand into my pants and starts jerking me. Talented he is indeed. Jerking me, nipple play, and holding my hands above my head at the same time. Still on the front door he licked lower and lower, all out deepthroating. I could feel the head of my cock bending into the back of his throat, warm and moist.

needless to say that's how i came the first time. After letting loose, we make out more and then he guides me to the couch, will in my jeans and tee he pulls off my pants like a mad man throws up my legs and goes to TOWN! amazing rimjob/fingering action. goes at it for about 10 mins before saying "michael fuck me, right now" without time to think he jumps on me and starts riding me. Now, this was fucking hot bc of his pecks, 6 pack and ken doll muscle side bone things, glimmering in the candle lite room. i'm jerkin him, he's riding me more feirce with every second. i'm getting close again and he shouts at me "cum in my ass i'm going to cum" i could feel my cock ready to explode. i let loose in his ass and kept going, messy but hott. "I'm going to cum" he said in this quivering voice, i pull out wrap my lips around his cock and he came. huge load. and he falls over, instinctivly i start licking his nipples with dripping cum out of my mouth. And then we just sat there for abotu 10 mins not saying anything, nothing but heavy panting and coming down from sex high.

Yeah...it was much better sex with him then it was with Paul. Paul, i can only describe was "dead fish" that had to be told what to do during. Mark, know's what he was doing and he does it well. Almost to my relief my phone goes off and it's Karlyn. lol. i answer the phone and say "hey, i'm busy fucking Mark i'll all you back (click)" lol. it didn't even feel aqward talking to him afterwards. Nothing really important, i asked him what the sudden urgency was when i walked into the door. He replied with "i've been watching porn al day and i was wanting you"


AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW, how sweet and caring, lol.


Yes, so driving back to the party was a little hard O_o. Sex high-ness.

Got back to the party everyone started laughing at me. Rob, had his shirt off again, and kept asking me "did you take it? or ddi you give it? i'd answered him 4 times before he finally got it. then the kept grabbing my ass and pinching my nipples, and at one point he grabs my hips from behind and started dry humping me, lol. extremely odd since his g/f was standing right next to me. i have to wonder though, he kept making these eyes at me while standing behind Sam his g/f. They we're the drunk slutty eyes you get when you wanna make a pass at someone, lol.

Left the party with Karlyn in the convertible, she wasn't feeling very well and wanted to crash. LOL, so as a wake up method we had the smart idea of trying to top out the convertible. we got to 135mph on hwy53 to the mall, lol. It was fun:D

um, bought pizza, went back to my apartment pigged out, Jenna, Larse and Erin Eventually got here, we all talked and watched Stick it, and then finally passed out. *sigh* and that has been the past 18 hours folks....*sigh* and tonight (repeat) muahaha

Marriage

I think Pauls going to ask me to Merry him...and the delema i'm having is that i'm not in love with him. For the first time ever last night, he told me he loved me after we kissed and made out for an hour. I really didn't know how to repond...he layed his head on my chest and held my hand. Minutes past and he reached into his pocket and showed me a ring. He didn't say though "will you merry me" he said "will this fit?" and put it on my ring finger...needless to say it didn't fit and it was to small. trying to break the tension i replyed with "ooh, too bad" and laughed nervously. He laughed to, although i think i hurt him.

We never did sleep together last night, it was to much emotion and confusion being thrown around. I called my mom and she thought the situation was fucked up, and tried cheering me up by saying "well son, you alwasy said that you'd merry rich!" lol, loving mother. i know she was joking, but it hit a little deep. yes, for years i've been joking around about getting divorces and marrying for money. But, this whole situation happened. Paul is rather wealthy, esp with his parents Real Estate in London and apparently California as well.

"two AM and she calls me because i'm still awake, can you help me unravle my latest mistake, i dont love him"
-Anna Nalick

Paul Kensington

Good lay most of the time. I've been seeing Paul for just over a year now? like usual, we started out as friends, and then like most gay relationship/booty calls, one drunken night it got pretty heavy and i ended up having sex with him on his kitched counter while halve him roomates we're passed out in the joining living room. lol, adventurous i know.

He thinks of us as together, reguardless if i tell him we are not. I'm not sure what to do O_o.



Ergh...this whole adult life thing blows -_-

Drunken Rage

Saw someone most hated this weekend at at party. Needless to say we got into a fight, and i won. lol.
Chris and Karlyn are not together anymore....and i'm caught in the middle hearing eachothers stories over and over. different sides everytime, different outcomes of certain events....just weird. And hard bc i love them both O_o.

and i dunno O_o. Can't wait to get paid on friday. TOTALLY spending it all on things i dont need and valleyfair, lol. yay for three paychecks a month :D

yay for 63,000$ Cars

Summary of last night:

Drunken Waterstreet, parking on someone's doorstep 3 inches away from the actual door, street racing eclipse vs mercedes slk 500, rebound guy, 85 in a 35, that guys name actually is Brandon, Asshole rent-a-cops.

*sigh* now, this morning:
sleeping for 2 hours, perkins, starbucks, car shopping, carwash, Mall, shopping, Driving like idiot teenagers with the top down, 20 mins nap before work at 3 for an 8 1/2 hour shift.

After work/weekend plans/summary:
Get to chris'c ASAP, DRINK!, DRINK! sleep, eat, iron man, DRINK, DRINK, Drink, drink, pass out, stay passed out...and thats' as far as i gots O_o

Get It By Your Hands

obsessive about this song much? lol. This song is from Eureka7. It's Trance, and it's just....addictive. I Can't Stop listening to it.

Rebecca asked me the other night (i'm trying to hook up rebecca and Dan) and the phonecall went like this:

R-HEY is Dan bi?
M-No, not as i know although he does dress really gay sometimes, and he looks really gay.
R-DamN!
m-why do you say damn?
R-Because i want a man who's willing to play with other men...and me at the same time
M-oh dear
R- (heavy sigh) i guess we don't live in a perfect world where all the men are bi, it's a shame
M-well see, i think thats' only america. In england it's the Norm
R-HEY! thats the difference! i need to start an england society-basis-thing here!!!
M-oh dear


YAY for tax returns:D

Dangers Of Driving

Headed back to Menomonie this morning, i was attempting to pass a school bus, and became frustrated/worried. Mainly because, one this school bus was going 85mph, secondly the roads weren't the greatest bc of the rain, and thirdly the bus was full of what appeared to be elementry or early middle school children. Translation, my kids are never going to be using public school transportation.

I've seen the ambulance in service three times within a 5 hour period today alone O_O. First time, driving on 93 to london, and i saw into the back of the ambulance and they were ressusatating someone with those shock pad things. Secondly, UWEC campus for some reason. And then a third time on London before work zooming by on clairmont...HEY! i'm learning EC streets, go me.

my BlackBerry, hasn't been working to it's full performance lately, and its be routing calls right to the voicemail...this concern's me a tad bit O_O.

So the heartfelt blog about Gus is now completely clouded by a bit of jealousy/anger b/c he slept with Billy...Yeah, i'm not going to go into to though, i'll just get frustrated.