SO, from what i can remember from this past weekend, it's been pretty fun. Beer Pong (accept i don't drink beer so i played with liquer so i got fucked up real goot real fast), Halo, Testosterone, Beating Eachother up Randomly, getting really contact high and non-stop laughing for 2 hours....it's been fun.
I met Randy's Gf Mckenzie as well. Awesome girl, fun, caring, sweet, party animal, makes homemade potpies from scratch and damn they be good eatin' son. I've made plan's on kidnapping that girl and making her my slave cook. Slighty aquard seeing Randy...last time i saw him, i had sex with him on the very kitchen floor we we're both standing on. But still, fun:D.
Randy introduced me into this video that fucking changed my life forever... it's something called "bmepainolympics" or something? But, point in being it's the most sickest video i've ever seen online in my fucking life. First, its just some guy tying up his balls/dick and letting them turn blue, and at first i was like "oh, ok thats sick why am i watching this?" And then, the guy brings out a cutting board and put it under his scrotum. Not realizing what was about to happen next, the guy just whip's out this fucking meat cleaver and tries cutting his fucking balls off. blood, everywhere, tissue ripping being cut. And then he finally cuts testicles and everything off. i'm about to fucking hurl but i can't look away from the screen. Then he chops his dick off and i couldn't take it anymore and just walked away. i feel the need to apologize to my laptop for playing such a fucked up thing on it. Omg, it was bad...just bad....god i feel sick now.
Um...other details about this weekend. Hardly Ate, mostly drank. Although, i did have a packet of Ramen like 2 days ago, lol. May have done a few things with Ian. Clayton i'm pretty sure is Gay, or at least Bi. He offered to rub my shoulders while i was playing Halo, and he got really close to me a few times as i was just sitting there. I'm not going to complain, i was flattered, lol.
Got really high with Dan (karlyns older brother) the first night as everyone was passed out. hmm, he damn fiine. And he drive's a 3000GT...orgasm on wheels. Things have been weird between me and him since that one night @ my apartment when everyone spend the night, and he did that things with his hand, and gave me that look...lol. yeah...bom chicka wah wah. Paul won't stop calling me, sober lately thank god. As funny as the first drunken phone call with him saying "WHHHYY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!" just answering the phone is a neucense with him.
ARgh...yeah, that's been my holiday weekend:D
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