Weekend Madness!

So...i love my guys friends, really i do. But, when three of them proposition you to blow them randomly when watching family guy freaks me out a little bit. Given, these guys are "straight" but not only that, two of them have g/f. Wtf?!. i Humbley declined, although i had me second thoughts on one, Clayton. bom chicka Wa Wa! Totally my type, Cute, tall, Man-Buff, and amazing lips, lol. No bootay for me.

One thing that really urked me though; i was extremely drunk at one point, and had passed out in Chris's bed. Maybe an hour or two later i wake up High and drunk off my ass. i look over and Geoff, Clayton, Kyle, and Chris are all toking up a LOT of weed. Enclosed space, lots of pot, contact high. No so pleased. But then again at the time i didn't really care b/c i was dunk and high without my consent. So i'm just laying there watching the TV and it's infomercials and i remember just laughing nonstop, no joke. NONSTOP. my abs hurt like a mo fo. Somehow Clayton ended up on top of me and we made out for a while...it was nice, very nice. Soft Lips. Hand placed softly left on my face, fan was on so it felt like we we're on the beach since the room temp was easily 98degrees. light tonguem kissed my neck and breathed on my ear. Clayton is a DAmn Fine kisser. Nothing happened, and it ended ubruptly when Geoff pushed Clayton off jumped off me and said right in my face "DUDE I GOT THE MUNCHIES LETS TO SO SA!!!"


lol...Now, i remember walking down the stairs, and then i'm sitting in the car, next thing i know i'm standing in front of the donut case looking at donuts. Then out of no where, some really drunk guy comes up to me, gives me the eyes, and ask's what i'm into. (WTf?). I gave him this puzzled look, and then he slurred saying "oooh nnvm man, i was meaning what kind of donut you like" then he had the nerve to put his arm around my shoulder. He wasn't that bad looking...for someone who's like 38. Chris came grabbed me a donut, pushed the fucker off me and escorted me to the Nachos, lol. Got back to Chris's highly made pizza bites, ate them, played halo, passed the fuck out.

Nothing to interesting the next day. Had a few drinks, played halo and Napped. it was Nice:D

Btw i'm getting pretty good @ Halo so watch out.