So, the reason for the title, is that....multiple times this weekend i've had "straight guys" hitting on me, putting their arms around my shoulder, lighting my cigarettes, asking me if i want a back massage, offering to buy me dinner. WTf is with all this shit?@?@! One right after a fucking-nother. Although, Clayton was really sweet, and cute...ARGh..yeah. Jeremy was drunk halve the time, but still. Claytons little brother was the one who asked me if i wanted a massage bc he saw me crack my neck while playing HALO. The problem is, he's been giving me these "eyes" for weeks now, and brings up gay sex almost every conversation we have. He's actually really attractive and jockey, but one problem, he's 15, LMFAO. given i'm only 19 but still, that's just...wrong. Like, i can see myself with older guys yeah, but someone younger than me? no... not so much.
SO schedual for this past weekend. friday night, Chris's house, drunk, passed out. Saturday night, worked until 11, hit up Dan's Party (Gus's Hags we're there and i swear they wanted to kill me), Hung out with Karlyn and got to know Spencer and Adam Argo (everyone's fantasy for Menomonie high school Graduating classes 05, 06, 07, and 08 This boy is fiiiiine as hell and wanted by EVERYONE, he's the man of mans-man man mans). lol, i'm outside having a smoke with Spencer (he says he's straight, but just looking at him contradicts that, OH, and he kept hitting on me and suggesting we get a hotel room, wtf>). I go back inside and i just see a slight glimpse of Karlyn head into the bathroom and i see Agam Argo go in after her. lol. 3 mins later Dan comes to me and says "Where's Karlyn, is she in the bathroom?" i said "yes" he just looked at me funny and said "your not telling me something...*i shrugged*...hey, were's Argo?" i wasn't gonna lie to the bastard "in the bathroom, and if your going to ask me if they're using the bathroom for what it was intended for, that i don't know" LOL, his face goes beat red and he freaked out (one, its his new house, two Karlyns is his little sister). Yeah, definatly saw buldging argo's penis through jeans, lol. Karlyn layed him later that night. And i gots ze details and apparently he's great in the sack, lol.
Oh, after Dan's party i went to Chris's and got really baked, lol. i actually thought that was was being passed around was a cheat cigar or swisher sweet...no, it was a HUGE blunt. lol. Got baked, passed out.
Last night, got off work @ 11 headed over to Chris's he turned 21 @ midnight, i was the sober driver...until we got back, lol. Drank and drank and drank. then like crazy XXXXXXX german porn we (we being clayton, jeremy, kinda chris, and Ian) all kinda fool around, and then we tie up Chris and whip him since it's his b-day, lol. Drunk and atemting to fool around doesn't work out so well, lol.
Played vodka pong afterwards...and after that i dont even remember getting into Geoff's bed and passing out. I woke up @ 1:14 today, and i was supposed to be in EC at 1 so i can meet the movers for my new furniture, lol. didn't happen, i was late as hell...and then i came to work and i'm fucking hung over like a mo fo.
ERgh, lol. but it was fun:D
Speaking of which Mark just sent me a text and i think i know whats going on tonight >:D
oooh yeah:D
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